Walk in the woods test

Despite being a strong believer in the fact that psychoanalysis tests are overrated, I still get fascinated when I have to sit through one. So here's one called the 'Walk in the woods' test. Write down the points as I mention and give your imaginations a real kick on the rear.

Imagine that you are walking through with a friend.
(1) Write down the name of the friend.

As you walk through the forest, you come across an animal. (2) What animal is it? Write it down.

You see the animal. The animal looks back at you. (3) what is your reaction at that point of time? How do you respond? Jot it down.

The animal goes away and you walk along and come across a house. (4) How big is the house? (5) What is the house made of? (6) Does the house have a fence?

You walk into the house and you see a dining table. (7) What do you see on and around the table?

You walk through the back door of the house. (8) You see and see a water body behind the house. What is it? (9) You and your friend walk into the water body and return back. How wet do you get?

Let's get ready for some piece of perspectives.

(1) You were walking with a friend through the forest, didn't you? That friend is the most important friend/ person in your life at this point of time.

(2) You came across an animal. The size of the animal is the size of the problems you seem to have at this point.

(3) You look at the animal, the animal looks back at you. The way you respond is the way you respond to your problems.

(4) You then came across a house. The size of the house is an indication of how ambitious you are at this point of time.

(5) The strength of the material with which the house was built is an indication of how confident you feel that you will achieve your ambition now.

(6) The house not having a fence is an indication of an open person who doesn't have a !ot of secrets between him/her and another person.

(7) You walked into the house and saw a dining table. If you didn't imagine people, fruits or dolls, you are unhappy right now.

(8) You walk out of the house and see a water body. The size of it is the size of your sexual prowess now.

(9) How much you get wet is an indication of the sexual desire you have for the person who is walking besides you.

+1 for those who think this is all true. +1 for those who don't think so.